having to translate words from english because you forgot them in your own native language
part-time student;
full-time procrastinator;
my favorite thing to do is becoming obsessed with things and then lighting myself on fire because ~feels;
warning:
this is a multifandom blog, but lbr i mostly reblog 1D right now, so follow at your own risk and feel free to unfollow anytime you like. :)
WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
#leave it to tumblr to figure out how to get away with murder
sorry mom i cant go outside im ugly
things i was gonna do this summer
- lose weight
- get a job
- get off the computer
- get ready for next year
- go out
things that really happened
- i probably gained weight
- no one wants to hire me
- i’ve been on the computer all day
- i’m not ready for next year
- stayed home
the irony of being a one direction fan when your life has no direction
